Grief is such a strange thing. It’s a feeling that is so complex and hard to explain. Maybe the biggest thing about grief is that you have no control. You lose someone and you can’t hang on to them, they are lost to you and there is nothing you can do about it. It is probably the only situation where you can’t do anything about this thing that happens that you really wish didn’t.
(WORD WRESTLE, aku hensum, kuala lumpur )
The other night a friend of mine asked out of the blue if cheekbones was my soul mate. My instant reaction was, “no, if he were my soulmate, he wouldn’t have hurt me because that would be like hurting himself.
Then, I read in Eat Pray Love where Richard from Texas says “People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that’s holding you back, the person who brings you to your attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet , because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then they leave. And thank God for it.”
The wind was knocked out of me. In that case, he was my soul mate.
I wasn’t sure if I wanted to take Richard’s word for it. For a moment, I thought, how do we even know this whole soul mate thing is real? Maybe it’s just something cool someone made up.
So I turned to Wikipedia. It said, “One theory from Plato’s Symposium, is that humans originally consisted of four arms, four legs and a single head made of two faces, but Zues feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spend their lives searching for the other half to complete them.” 2 faces? Good grief. One is hard enough to maintain. Now that Zues has simplified matters, why go back to the complication of 2 faces.
Coz kissing is great.
Some other people believe that a soul mate is someone you’ve been with for many life times and they may be with you in the current life as a friend, parent, lover, sibling. See that makes more sense. That lifts the pressure and frustration from having to find The One.
And I find it’s a little unhealthy to walk around feeling incomplete, depending on someone else to complete you.
So maybe all these theories came about because it’s human to get lonely. A myth to hang on to when it gets rough? An excuse to use to throw all caution to the wind and fall in love with reckless abandon?
(WORD WRESTLE, aku hensum, kuala lumpur )
Stereotyp meets Al Haca Mash Up of an unreleased Classic. Recorded originally in the year 2006. In November 2008 Stereo and Cee mashed two exsiting versions together and created this beast….
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The Superheros say HELLO. Some of the featured tracks on this compilation are superold already, but unreleased and sounding fresh, fresher and more fresh. There is also a superlimited physical promo cd version which has a few more bangers, but we couldn’t clear all samples, so digitally you have to live without Mugsy, Melissa Wright or One Time, but maybe you were also lucky enough to grab one of those cds hehehe…anyways, check our Shop for the digital version. Dig it!
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BIRTH NAME: MUADIEP
BIRTH PLACE: Where The Rocks are Born
AGE: Older Than Your Average Rock
CURRENT RESIDENCY: Tumbling Along Untraceable by GPS
PROFESSIONAL OCCUPATION: Contemplation
ALIASES/ARTIST NAMES: Muadiep, The Rock
Mutation:
Muadiep is a rock. Like all other rocks his birth can be traced back to the Sun. But what makes Muadiep unique is his ability to contemplate his rock nature.
Powers:
Shape Shifting. Apart from being able to contemplate his existence Muadiep can also change his size from boulder to pebble and anything between.
Mission Statement:
Think and rock hard.
Alliances:
Hard rocks worldwide.
Written by: RQM
BIRTH NAME: Danie Schwarzbach
BIRTH PLACE: Vienna
AGE: 28
CURRENT RESIDENCY: Vienna, Austria
PROFESSIONAL OCCUPATION: Dancer, Choreographer, Performer, Dance instructor.
ALIASES/ARTIST NAMES: Daniecell, Officer Cell, Die Zelle
Mutation:
Danie was always special, but her transformation occured when she met General Cell, a mini Bull-dog wearing a camo-suit, who wonderously, Danie could talk to – no one really knows what he did or told her. The only facts we have is that since their accounter Danie turned into “The Cell”. We don’t know if she puts on her sexy yellow camouflage outfit before she goes on a mission or if that is part of her mutation since she has been touched by “The General”. The overall has a battery on it as a logo, so some believe that she & “The General” drink the battery acid and this is how they transcend and are able to communicate. Others say that it s just symbolic for “The Power” they both carry. We simply don’t know really…
Powers:
“The Cell” can move incredibly fast. She fights every battle on the dancefloor and wins naturally. This is due to the fact that when she dances the floor starts burning because of the friction her feet. Eventually the whole location burns down which, in some cases, is unfortunate for the promoters – but the crowd is always hungry for the kick and her shows always sold out. So apart from her battles she fights against “The Universal Evil”, she also gets booked for shows like that all the time. Therefore, if you book her- definetly make sure your insurance covers fire. She can win any battle, to any beat- no matter how slow, fast or if she needs to freestyle.
As “The Officer”, when she is not fighting “The Evil” Danie also teaches children
to spread “The Knowlege”. She is driven by this “Knowlege” that everyone needs to be infected by “The Dance-moves”. This in turn, brings her advantage over her enemies, since “The Cell” can teleport all her children-soldiers to the place of battle whenever she needs to. Together they are invincible, as “The Evil” can not fight the pure love of the child-dancers.
Mission Statement:
To bring inner peace through music & dancing, along the way she saves the British children from obesity.
Alliances:
The General, her students and the CRUNCHTIME Superheroes.
You can watch Danie in both DEPHJOE’s & Stereotyp’s latest videos.
Foto by: Bubu Dujmic
BIRTH PLACE: unknown
AGE: 2
CURRENT RESIDENCY: Earth
PROFESSIONAL OCCUPATION: Social Worker, Musician/Artist
ALIASES/ARTIST NAMES: 3 2 1 (“tri-to-one”)
Abilities:
Tritone is a musician, adept in the art of song and composition. He possesses a vast intuitive understanding of the correlation between sound and quantum physics, which may be a direct result of his mutant power. He also engages in regular deep meditation, the nature and and technique of which is only known to him.
History:
Little is known about this enigmatic being. It seems, when he leaves the scene he ceases to exist. Even though only a handful of people are confirmed to have seen him with his helmet removed (even though many claim they have) they were not able to provide more insight. Some say he is a white haired nordic looking man ,others say he is a young dark skinned islander. Some say he is an extraterrestrial shape shifter, some say he is from a parallel universe, some claim to have attended elementary school with him, some say he´s short months of alimony for three women. You get my drift…?
Powers:
Sono-kinesis. The ability to manipulate non-organic matter
and creating multidimensional structures (i.e. weaponry) with the
power of his voice and by changing the frequency of his entire body. More
than merely a different version of telekinesis, this form of sono kinesis commands matter beyond its cellular plane, even into the never understood quantum plane, the blue print of the one reality. Sometimes Tritone shows feats similar to telekinesis, moving/throwing things. He can levitate great weights, into the tons, but his upper limit has remained undisclosed. He spontaneously creates little platforms, which appear under his feet while he’s walking or running in mid air, or a disk that allows him to fly at great speeds. Considering that Tritone can levitate by himself, yet slowly and not higher than a couple of meters, it can be assumed, that his power increases with the use of an material object as some sort of catalyst, just like the strings of a guitar need a body to amplify its sound. Tritone’s senses enable him to perceive material reality as vibrating energy particles on layers of sound waves. To him everything is sound, making it possible for him to view different overtones of reality and traversing there by adjusting the frequency of his entire self. This, to individuals of limited insight, looks as if he would blink out of and into existence. Over the years he seems to also have learned to detect probability waves, granting him a sense of precognition and increasing his reflexes greatly.
The Pitchfork:
Tritone has been seen wielding a special three pointed scimitar-staff, often referred to as “The Pitchfork”.It is formed by Tritones sono-kinetics and consists of normal matter and 4th and 5th dimensional particles, which are usually beyond the visible spectrum, but give the object a mild glow. Also its particles are in a kind of constant vibrating flux making The Pitchfork give off a faint humming sound – hence the name. Crafted of what could be called a multidimensional alloy, The Pitchfork affects not only a living beings physical, but also its emotional, mental and astral bodies (similar to Captain Nirvana’s “Soul Sword”) in different ways, dependent on Tritone’s intention. In battle it is used mostly as a means to shut down and reboot an opponents nervous system, causing instant K.O. However, Tritone, if he intended to, could use the pitchfork to separate a beings very essence from its physical body, therefore causing instant death. (However this was only the case once before, fulfilling the wish of a man, who was slowly dying from a painful disease). When directed against machines based on electrical circuits, the effects are similar and optionally irreparable. The Pitchfork is confirmed to also have an array of different non-offensive applications.
Tritone once cleared a woman’s astral body, which was possessed by an outer worldly entity called “Lirk”, using the Pitchfork as a means to divide the two spirits. Side-effects of the pitchfork touch can be a dreamlike trance, shock, seizures or even bliss and ecstasy. Paradoxically, many foes even claim to have had a “moment of extreme clarity and peace”, an epiphany, while under the Forks influence. (This sparked a pseudo new age movement of people who dedicated their lives, proving worthy to “die by The Pitchfork”). Tritone has yet to make a statement about their offer to announce him their Pope.) Collected information suggests that The Pitchforḱ’s primary function actually is to focus and increase Tritone’s might, like a dowsing rod. Others say, it is to increase Tritones control over his power by diminishing its range.
The Armor:
Tritone is wearing a special armor and helmet protecting him against all kinds of damage (even bad music) by adjusting its structure and even altering probability waves, which makes him very hard to be hit in the first place. The Helmet allows him to breathe in hostile and even airless atmospheres, such as space. This armor, due to its ancient design, was often believed to be the actual source of his power, but turned out to be yet another obscure emanation of his body.
Mission statement:
Watch and learn.
Written by: Cesar Sampson