NAME: KU BO
BIRTH PLACE: Somewhere-Everywhere-All-Over the Equator
AGE: Ancient
CURRENT RESIDENCY: All Places Tropical
OCCUPATION: Rhythm Controller, Ecstasy and Orgasm Inducer
ALIASES: KUBO, KOOOOOH-BOOOOOOOOOOH!!, The Clockwork Orange
MUTATION:
KUBO is the Spirit-god of the Citrus Rhythm. He breathes beats into hollowed out wood, gives convulsions to dancers, and brings lovers to ecstasy. His beats are pure citrus – taste and colors. He is known to all tribes living in tropical climates. Although his names may vary depending on region, all his followers know that he can only be invoked by the words KOOOOOOOOH – BOOOOOOOOOOOH, which of course have to be shouted out by a beautiful woman at the peak of orgasm and to the sound of a nasty drum.
POWERS:
Soul Rhythm Possession. KUBO can possess anything and anybody which is rhythm related: drummers, drums, lovers, spring mattresses, dancers, musicians of all sorts etc. He amplifies orgasms, gives extra swing to beats and he definitely makes everyone sweat Citrus. If you’ve ever seen anybody dressed in bright colors, with a facial expression like YOOO! straight bugging out to music; or if your girl happened to utter KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH – BOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! while ya’ll were getting it on – then you know KUBO got em!
MISSION STATEMENT:
To move the world with Citrus Rhythms.
Written by: RQM